At the moment, I'm a college drop out (for life bbz). Who would've known that when I accepted a college course just to go to college without actually researching the course or knowing anything about it could have ended so horribly? Not even Mystic Meg could have predicted this year's plan. Ooh mysterious.
But yeah, THE LIFE OF A DROP OUT IS SO BORING. Like, so boring. Do you want to know what I did today? I arose from bed, ate breakfast, watched some TV, went for a walk, went on my laptop, and became so bored that I set up a blog. This isn't actually my first blog, it's approximately my 100,008,009th blog. I get bored easily which is pretty obvious. Maybe I should self-diagnose myself with some kind of attention disorder. That'd be pretty ape.
I can't believe I just used the word ape. I'm such a hipster. As if I care anyway. That's just a load of effort. What's that? You wear glasses with no lenses in them? Marry me. Jokes, I'm far too melodramatic to be a hipster. No one is ever going to read this blog. Gosh darn it.
Maybe I should put something intriguing her, like you know how in shit films, there's always some storyline in it that makes you HAVE to watch the film until the end? Well, I should have one of those here which will entice people to continue to read my blog. *Ponders to self about what's oh so exciting in my life en ce moment [See, I'm even appealing to the French readers out there, how multicultural of me.]*.
I have something oh so interesting actually! Nah not really. If there was, I'd kinda be a hypocrite because this blog is called "My life is dull.". The full-stop at the end of the sentence is there to emphasise how dull my life actually is, because come on, four words isn't exactly a sentence, so there doesn't necessarily have to be a full-stop, it's just there for the boring factor.
Au reviour mes amis..
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