Sunday, October 23, 2011

New post time!

Yeah.. so.. I neglected my blog again! Seriously, if there was a ISPCB (Irish society of prevention of cruelty to blogs), I'd probably be sued for neglection. According to Google Chrome, neglection isn't a word. Clearly chrome was neglected as a child and just can't come to terms with the issues it has with it's parent (Mozilla Firefox, whose parent is Internet Explorer. As you can tell, Chrome is the hipster of the family.. such a freak like.).

Drop-out life is still so boring, but I've pretty much decided that I'm going to go to college in Dublin next year! Probably to D.I.T because city centre life would be so buzzing.. Like I wouldn't even mind all the crack-heads and prostitutes who'd proposition me. I'd just bring my pimp-stick with me and whack them. Be calm you know?

Speaking of Dublin, I'm going there this week with my cousin (woo, etc..) to do some shopping (I need clothes.. need..). I plan on going to the Disney store too, because who can really pass up an opportunity to go to a Disney store?

My snuggie is so comfy! I'm lying on my bed, in my snuggie, being all snug and listening to the rain outside. Wow, that sounds so gay. (LOLZ @ DA FREAK).

I should probably discuss something interesting and not-about-myself now.. I think this week is when the president is announced. From all our candidates, I can't really see anyone having the potential to be a good president except for Dana. She's such a good leader and like, stuff. For those who don't know her, she's a pop-star, Lady Gaga's icon and most importantly, she's a total hipster. I hear she goes to the cinema and buys a 3D movie ticket just so she can bring home the glasses, take out the lenses and wear them around the house. Such a babe.

Her slogan for her campaign is "All kinds of everything.. vote for me ye cunts.". I think it's very appropriate and so heart-felt. I heard a rumour she's planning on dressing up as Brian Cowen for Halloween to try and entice the public to vote for her (she's aware of what a beloved character he is.). She was going to do dress as Bertie Ahern, but she felt she couldn't live up to his greatness (poor thing!).

That's all for now, and as no-one reads this, because I'm afraid to link it to anywhere until I get a good few posts and feel that I'll actually keep at it, I don't even really need to say goodbye, but I'll be obliging and say goodbye anyway..

G-o-o-d-danaaaaaaaa-bye...

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